I've been waiting for a package since before xmas. I figured it was late due to holiday traffic. I checked today, and the package was to arrive on 12/24. The UPS ass-clown couldn't find my address they claimed (as always), so they sent my package back to the company I bought it from yesterday.

It get's better. Clearly the manager can see this and specifically told me "it was a new driver blah blah blah" (perhaps, but they've never delivered properly in 4 years I've lived there). I tell them, "well, can't you just turn the package around before it goes across country again -- it can't be further than the next hub or something?". yeah, no. Apparently in their vast arsenal of tracking abilities of 8 billion packages a year, they don't have this most simple of utilities. However (and this is genius), I can have the SENDER CALL and "intercept" the package to (hopefully) turn it around -- but this is not guaranteed either. I then inquire (I bet you are already one step ahead of me), "well, what's the difference between them calling or you just doing that right now? or what if I just call back and SAY I am the sender?". Apparently I just blew the manager's mind and was told, "I don't know what would happen." I thought it best not to try -- I could cause a rip in the time space fabric and loose my package to a black hole or something...

They should change their name to United Piece of Shit -- they already have the brown uniforms...

Here's some other trivia for you... This is the facility that held my package:

Oh, and here is where I live relative to that location (Yes, I literally could WALK to pick it up!!!):